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12 Pictures that are about to be all of us at Fall Ball


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Lets not lie to ourselves, we ALL know whats going down when Teach Me How To Dougie comes on.

 

If you would like the full Napoleon Dynamite experience, I encourage you to find your nearest Braedon or Mathias and start tearing up the dance floor.

 

In an ideal world there will be no dropping of Thriller at Fall Ball, but we all know DJ Rodney SOOO…

 

We all know that SOMEONE is going to pull something ridiculous anyway, but this is Parker School. We are not athletic. Do not attempt to support the full weight of another human being above your head. THIS IS FALL BALL, NOT DANCING WITH THE STARS. STEP DOWN.

 

 

There’s always that one song that makes you go more ham than you even knew was possible and lose all sense of appropriate dance behavior, and somehow you end up looking something like this. Don’t deny it, WE’VE ALL BEEN THERE.

 

Even the bros in ye olden days knew what was up.

 

 

If you don’t show up looking this fly, you’re doing something wrong.

 

This photo was taken at a 20 year high school reunion. The dance is on Saturday so we don’t really have TWENTY years to spare, so if everyone could just fast forward a bit and be ready to get this lit and obliterate the dance floor by then, that would be great.

 

We all know it’s true. If you are embarrassed to get out on the floor for this reason, this is one of those rare circumstances where you should do it because everyone else is doing it. Because if everyone is making a fool of themselves, then NO ONE IS.

 

 

here we go

 

and there it is

 

 

And finally, If you don’t look like this by the end of the night, did you really even go to Fall Ball? The answer is probably not.

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  1. adviser on September 20th, 2017 11:05 am

    This is the greatest thing I think I have ever read. Can’t stop laughing.

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