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Students are all “a’buzz” with the great Parker School mystery on everyones mind…WHO is the meme queen?! Literally no one knows who is sending in such fiery memes to the Parker Bull as of now, but we are working on uncovering the caper.

Current Suspects

Severin, Ethan C., Ally, Kawena, Shen, Tia, Spencer, and Colin

The tone and lingo are way too current to be a teacher so we have eliminated all teachers as suspects. Definitely someone sarcastic. We super sleuths at The Bull are on the case.
We don’t know who it is either which is a little alarming. At first we thought “have we been hacked?” Ms. Buscher, Ms Carey and Ms Young are all site administrators, but they don’t know either. Turns out the submission came from an anonymous mystery email.

Senior Connor Kimball is convinced it is Tia. “Boom, I’ve solved it. I know that it’s Tia, because she posts a lot of old style memes like this and her Instagram name has the word Queen in it, and her sense of humor is very sarcastic. I’m Nancy Drewing this and will confront  her about this. I think the girls have her passcode so we can go look at her saved images. If I’m right though, do I get something?”
We at The Bull thought that was a great idea. Please comment below with any evidence or proof about who the meme queen is and if you are right, we will deliver you your favorite Starbucks drink every Monday for a month in your first period class.

Super Sleuth’s activate!

Anna: “Originally I thought it was Kawena because they were just so her. Sarcastic and sassy. Also because she capitalized words she wanted to emphasize because she hates exclamation marks.”  And the “We all know DJ Rodney SOOO…” line sounds like her. Plus Kawena loves Memes.

Shea thinks it’s Ally or Kawena because “The tone is very recognizable to me and I can hear both of them saying this. But I know Kawena’s meme style is more hard core and so they are more Ally style. But Kawena likes old painting memes, so that kind of trips me up.

Cooper says “I need to go and investigate more before commenting further.”

Is the Meme Queen male but just trying to throw us off the scent?

“I think it’s either Kawena or Ally” said junior Shea Ervin.

Upon asking Ally if she was the meme queen she emphatically said “ I WISH I was the Meme Queen!”

Lucy knows “It isn’t someone we would ever expect. It’s definitely someone quiet…” she predicted it was Zack or Ethan but added “Zach might be too apathetic to do that much work

Bradley proclaimed with absolute certainty “It is 100% Ethan or Zach”

Grace first remarked that it “Must be a senior” due to the specific references to Mathias and Braedon, she then further speculated that the memes weren’t that quality, and so it could be Spencer, because he also has the time and effort to do something like that- she ended the interview saying Shen is definitely the meme queen.

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2 Responses to “Who is the Meme Queen?”

  1. Gracelyn on September 28th, 2017 9:11 am

    Convinced it’s Colin

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  2. DC on October 3rd, 2017 6:30 pm

    No sure but props to the number of memes with cats… I sure no cats were harmed in the making of the memes

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