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Elon Musk, entrepreneur, CEO, and marketing genius has once again made his company millions. Recently his tunneling startup, The Boring Company started selling flamethrowers for $500 apiece. Despite the fact that these flamethrowers are overpriced and virtually useless, 10,000 units were reserved by the same afternoon the announcement was made. This all while he was telling consumers not to buys them. With this extra money who knows what he will do next. This is one of his many steps towards his ultimate goal: life on another planet. With lofty goals such as this his other companies such as Space X and Tesla will have to ramp up profit so he can make it to space.

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